how do you expect me to do a homework assignment that requires a computer

do you know what happens when i get near a computer

this happens.

-He’s had some bad news.

-Bad news?

-He killed his mother in his untreated state.

Dead silence. That should work beautifully. Any other ideas?

Breathe. It’s only a bad day, not a bad life.
— Johnny Depp (via enemaroberts)
  • me: no one ever texts me
  • *gets a text*
  • me: wtf do you want
necessary-sass:

Never let this die

necessary-sass:

Never let this die

niconiconomicon:

halloweevee:

ok but seriously whos homer supposed to be hes the only one where i cant tell who he is

zoro from one piece

niconiconomicon:

halloweevee:

ok but seriously whos homer supposed to be hes the only one where i cant tell who he is

zoro from one piece

thefrogman:

There is also a death for the immortal jellyfish. He is very bored.

Artwork by Chris Gugliotti [webcomic | tumblr]

dalpuri:

The Three Hunters + Aristotle’s Modes of Persuasion

dropsofamortentia:

cumberbuddy:

wojewoda-z:

i will never stop reblogging this. 

The best gif set of 2012, HANDS DOWN. 

Never not reblog!

yukinat:

Norman Reedus and Eye In The Dark♥

yukinat:

Norman Reedus and Eye In The Dark♥

It all seemed too easy, way too easy..